mom: are you trying to say mama? :D
baby: ma.. ma-marco's dead
When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
Awesome Powerpuff Girls Buttercup Cosplay Nailed it
Uhm, it’s a Buttercup Cosplay cosplay
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
is this real
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate